Some mythical Definitions

• Actor -- A man who tries to be everything but himself.

• Advice -- The one thing which is "More blessed to give than receive."

• Average Man -- One who thinks he isn't.

• Bank -- An institution where you can borrow money if you can present sufficient evidence to show that you don't need it.

• Bigamist -- One who makes the same mistake twice.

• Bore -- One who insists upon talking about himself when you want to talk about yourself.

• Bridge -- A card game in which a good deal depends on a good deal.

• Broadway -- A place where people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't need to impress people they don't like.

• Budget -- A method of worrying before you spend instead of afterward.

• Childish Game -- One at which someone beats you.

• Civilization -- A process of creating more needs than means to supply.

• Committee -- A body that keeps minutes and wastes hour.

• Conservative -- A man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

• Creditor -- A man who has better money than a debtor.

• Criminal -- One who gets caught.

• Courtship -- The period during which the girl decides whether or not she can do any better.

• Critic -- A wet blanket that soaks everything it touches.

• Diamond -- A woman's idea of a stepping stone to success.

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