Never Get Cheated On!

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bout a couple of weeks earlier, Kristen Stewart cheated on Twilight star- Robert Pattison. I must say (or better the world), Robert has very high EQ (its Emotional Intelligence, idjits; more standard than IQ). He walked right away from her. Thumbs up to Robert Pattison.

But I am not trying to defame Kristen, ‘coz I have nothing to do with other people’s personal life. It’s her personal freedom. Unfortunately, she became the victim of stardom. Eminem rightly says in his legendary milestone song, “Lose yourself” (Soundtrack: 8 Mile)..

“A normal life is boring

But super-stardom is close to post-mortem.

It only goes harder, it only grows hotter….”

The reason I brought up this recent e-buzz is that the very case happens in the normal life too. I had the same case about half a year back. Good lord that I took the control of my situation, and now I am awesome.

We guys may cheat on our girlfriends too. But we cheat on ‘em ethically with dignity, in a manner that is praiseworthy. And that’s the best thing about being a man!

But it ain’t the same other way around. Your b*tch may be cheating on you 24/7, but still you won’t get a clue because women are the most complex creatures, I guess. God knows! Does he really? I doubt!

Generally cheating in the relationship is followed by a breakup, and then a negligible chance of patch up. If the guy possesses what the psychologists, especially Daniel Goleman calls it Emotional Intelligence (EQ), he breaks up with that woman, forever. In contrast, a loser will (Guess what??) Well, a loser with less EQ feels his live is over without her, and he prefers being cheated on happily. What the…!

Note: This article is entirely based on my personal experience. If any of you guys been in that place,

WELCOME TO THE CLUB, DUDE!

I don’t mean to say that all girls cheat on their boys. All are certainly not the bitches. It’s just that they are lost in some hell for their good deeds. God bless ‘em!

This article focuses on you (the man) during the relationship as well as after the breakup. Hell yeah, they are damn expert at cheating on you after breakup too, provided that she senses lack of EQ on you.

So just BEWARE OF YOUR B!TCH!

1.      Did she suddenly change her appearance?

The basic principle to this is: Women know that the best way to get man’s attention is by making herself look attractive. I guess you guys know what does it mean “unconsciously” when the girls apply red lipstick?? Oh God… that!

It is the right of the girls to beautify her. But she suddenly changes her appearance without her bf’s consent or wish. Sorry pal! There is another guy in the picture and it is not you. Time to wake up!

Let me tell you my story: My ex did this. We were on post breakup stage. I could have given it the second chance, ‘cuz it was me to first breakup, officially. She cut her hair (Not like a monk, she just shortened it a li’l bit) and highlighted it blue and red. Damn, she looked like a real sl*t. That was the first time in my life I saw a wh0re.

I stepped back, and moved on my way.

2.      She is telling you the truth of 1000…s lies.

I appreciate women for their unmatchable ability to fabricate, to lie with full preparation, which seems too much to be true from every possible (as well as impossible) angle. I suggest you guys to keep in mind- she is always lying you. Just know that she is a liar. If you have an instinct, follow it.

3.      Physical Proximity…?- Hell, that’s like taking a sh*t for her!

The physical proximity may be perceived variedly from culture to culture, country to country. Our culture is entitled “Eastern Culture”. But now that is a myth. Eastern culture is being vulgar. It has overtaken Western societies in case of the vulgarity. Don’t trust her just coz she hugs you, kisses you, lets you touch her…, and blah, blah, blah… She is still able to cheat on you even if you are Xtremely physically close to her. She won’t be doing that only for you, dumbass! It’s like taking a shit for her.

So finish your business with her before it is too late. Don’t take anything slow on the relationship.

4.      Cut out all the contact with her after breakup… Very Very Important!

You may ignore everything about her, but please never ever make the mistake of contacting her after breakup. It sure seems hard and rude, but no one promised life would be easy. And that’s what works best for you.

Contacting her after breakup makes you appear needy. But remember the fact: we guys aren’t needy. We are the donor. Compare the body structure, and you will know who give what, and who takes what! I guess you got the point.

You may ask… “But what if she calls me?” If she does, don’t be emotional (Remember EQ). If she cries, follow your gut- She is faking. She faked the whole f*cking relationship with you. That’s why you broke up with her right? You gotta adhere to your decision. One day time will come when you feel that breaking up with her was the best decision you made in your life. She could have eaten your soul right there. Believe me, been there myself!

5.      Is she giving you much details?

This is the extension of CLAUSE 2. The details work for her to disguise her lies. Remember to make eye contact with her. If she is lying, she can’t look into your eyes. Plus, her nose gets icy cold.

6.      She texts you without any reason, esp. when you don’t expect her to.

Don’t be excited when your gf texts you suddenly more often and without any reason. It’s just a tactic used by her to make you feel that she truly loves you and cares for you.

When you are on the pre-patch up phase, frequent (1- ∞) texts with no specific purpose means you are heading towards a dark pit.

You better take U-turn.

7.      Don’t be predictable.

Being predictable makes you lousy. Try to be intriguing.

I know that most guys who are introvert think they can’t get gfs. It is not true. Being introvert is good. It is like being James Bond.

8.      Return her gifts back… Seriously, she can reuse ‘em again.

This is the final action you will be taking against her (if you had been gifted by her). But don’t demand your gifts back from her.  Plus, don’t return it personally. You don’t wanna create a scene (Kiss scene “yuck!” or slap scene!!). Better send it back via third person whom both of you know. Don’t leak the news beforehand. The real moment will be a great prank.

You are sending her gifts back coz she needs it. She can use it as bait for her next prey. Either way, you wish best for her!

9.       Let it Go!

There are lots of fishes in the sea, why worry losing one? Just let it go. The same proverb applies in the relationship. Don’t cling to it too hard. You may hurt yourself. Be ready for any sort of consequence out of the relationship. That’s what men do! After you breakup (coz everything has to come to an end), take your time to find yourself. Most of us tend to forget our good old friends, turn against our own families. For what? Just for that worthless wh0re?

Reconcile with those people! It’s never too late with them, unlike your b*tch!

Finally, concentrate on your career, value your family, and value yourself. Don’t worry about dying virgin, coz life screws us all if no one does. Cool, huh?

Earth is round. What goes around comes around. So don’t do anything which you might regret it late. Don’t lose your temper on her that she betrayed on you. Coz she doesn’t deserve better. You have been too nice to her!

Good Luck!

©Linkinmyth