14 Things only a Mother can Teach

14 Things only a Mother can Teach

I

(L-R) Maggie, Marge, Lisa, Bart

 love my mother! Who doesn’t? Every year we celebrate Mother’s day… same old way, I guess. Our mothers must have been so bored of this same old routine celebration of her day! She deserves a break. Let’s give her something new… something real… something down-to-earth. Our mother is also our first Alma-mater! Thank you, Ma… for teaching me everything about life.

***This post is not my original creation. It’s, in fact, retrieved from one of my rarest Laughing Stock Archive.***

 1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...

>>"Just wait until your father gets home."

 2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING....

>>"You are going to get it when we get home!"

 3. My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...

>>"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!"

 4. My Mother taught me LOGIC...

>>"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, your not going to the store with me."

 5. My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE...

>>"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

6. My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...

>>"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."

7. My Mother taught me ESP...

>>"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"

 8. My Mother taught me HUMOR...

>>"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

9. My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...

>>"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

10. My Mother taught me about S3X....

>>"How do you think you got here?"

 11. My Mother taught me about GENETICS...

>>"You're just like your father."

12. My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...

>>"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

13. My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE...

>>"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

14. And my all time favorite... JUSTICE...

>>"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you... then you'll see what it's like"

 Source: Jokes that will offend almost anyone

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