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| Respect my Philosophaah! |
If you don’t know what on the earth “Yo’ Mamma”
means… I have nothing to say.
For Your Information: This is “Yo’ Mamma” we are
talking about.
Readers’ Discretion advised. Parental Guidance too.
In this case, PG doesn’t mean Yo’ Mamma, literally.
For More “Yo’ Mamma” philosophical thoughts:
YO MOMMA...
SO STUPID,
when it took her 2
hours to watch 60 minutes
when it took her
half an hour to make minute rice
when she threw a
brick at the floor and missed
when she saw the
NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
when she puts
lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
when she hears it's
chilly outside so she gets a bowl
when you have to
dig for her IQ!
when she got locked
in a grocery store and starved!
when she tried to
put M&M's in alphabetical order!
when she could trip
over a cordless phone!
when she sold her
car for gasoline money!
when she bought a
solar-powered flashlight!
when she thinks a
quarterback is a refund!
when she took a cup
to see Juice.
when she asked you
"What is the number for 911"
when she got
stabbed in a shoot out.
when she called Dan
Quayle for a spell check.
when she stepped on
a crack and broke her own back.
when she thought
she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
when she took the
Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
when you stand next
to her you hear the ocean!
when she thinks
Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
when she sits on
the TV, and watches the couch!
when she went to
take the 6 train, she took the 3 twice.
when she jumped out
the window and went up.
when she took a
umbrella to see Purple Rain.
when she watches
"The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
when she couldn't
read an audio book
when it take her a week
to get rid of a 24hr virus
when it take her a
day to cook a 3 minute egg
when she has to ask
for help to use hamburger helper
when she went to
disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went
home.
when she asked me
what kind of jeans I had on and I said "guess" so she said Levi's
when she called
information to get the number for 911...
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