How often do you update your status on Social Network ?

How often do you update your status on Social Network like twitter, myspace, facebook, hi5, etc.? What you write about, huh? And how often do you get ‘comments’ and ‘likes’. You certainly not experience new exciting things every second. I have found most of those on the social networks update their status in a way that it is not supposed to be on. I noticed “Doing Nothing” in the status update of one of my colleagues. Man, this is not the N/w to write such shitting things, as I think. But I’m not gonna dominate your rights to write. The above concerned one, please don’t mind. This was only a part of my blog article.

Here are the few worthy things that you can use to update your status rather than sharing uninteresting status on the Social N/ws. This is the 1st posting of “Treasury of Status Update” that will make you and others laugh. I will be posting more related articles very soon. Check out the below 30s update lines and tempt people to face you on N/w.:-

1. Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

2. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

3. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

5. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

6. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

7. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

8. If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.'

9.'Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching.'

10.'Be yourself. Who else is better qualified?'

11.'I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.'

12.'You haven't lost your smile at all, its right under your nose. You just forgot it was there.'

13.'Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.'

14. People say fish is good for a diet. But fish should never be cooked in butter. Fish should be cooked in its natural oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon...

15. I was so depressed that I decided to jump from the tenth floor. They sent up a priest. He said "On your mark... "

16. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

17. I met the surgeon general - he offered me a cigarette.

18. I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.

19. At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can't.

20. I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.

21. You wanna have laughs? Do what I do. When I go through a tollbooth, I keep going. I tell the guy, "The car behind me is paying for two."

22. I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

23. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.

24. With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

25. I bought a new Japanese car. I turned on the radio... I don't understand a word they're saying.

26. I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.

27. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

28. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

29. Last week I was walking by a cemetery, two guys came after me with shovels. It was all about money.

30. No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

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