Bullet for my Valentine,
Golden Pick for my Guitar!
Hell yeah! Right!
I am a freak. All the coolest people I look up to are unbelievably, the greatest freaks. And most of those freaks are guitarists. Jimi Hendrix was a freak, and so was Kurt Cobain. Michael Angelo Batio is another legendary freak. And myself, the one!
The title of this post reflects the psychology of the guitarists (this category of guitarist excludes the wannabes). There are some facts about the guitarists unknown to most of the people out there. Myself, being the one, the following facts are the impression of my alter ego; of the guitarists- the rock stars!
1. The real guitarists normally don’t get along with the “nerds”.
2. We value guitar over our girlfriends. Guitarists even breakup with ‘em for the guitar. Funny, ‘eh!?
3. Guitarists go more through the strings than the girls in the life. We just don’t have time for that sh*t!
4. We prefer to miss or skip the lunch, dinner, date or s*x while working out a song on the guitar.
5. Guitarists may not carry cash, condoms, etc. in their wallet, but there is and always will be the “pick” in it.
6. Real guitarists don’t show off by themselves. Those who seem to be showing off as guitarists are just wannabes. F*ck ‘em all!
7. A broken guitar and a worn out string break the guitarist’s heart much desperately than the crazy breakup and a “being cheated-upon” relationship.
8. Guitarists are really good at moving on fast after a breakup. An ordinary relationship is just like a side-project for us. We can stay in the room the whole fortnight playing some heavy metal riffs to cool down ourselves.
9. We keep our nails short- Guitarists are the cleanliest creation of the god. God must be really proud of me.
10. Real guitarists normally don’t take any formal guitar lessons. They mentor ‘emselves. I never took one!
So that was the top ten list.
If you get more, dump 'em as comments!
©LinkinMyth: My Generation Rebel
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