Confessions of an Advertising Intern

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Mad Men
’ may be a little narcissist on this one! Look, ‘I’ already got it started.
“I must be crazy. What the heck was I thinking back then?

That I can be the 21st Century Da Vinci, and start the 21st Century Renaissance? Mind-boggled by the chronicles and accounts of advertising legends of the 1960s’ Mad Men Era—Bill Bernbach’s Creative Revolution and David Ogilvy’s autobiography “Confessions of an Advertising Man”—I literally ‘sold’ myself to the ‘advertising career’, for a while, in the context of which I decided to specialize in Marketing Management during my final year at the top Business School so that I could take a shot at the best Creative Agency in the town for the year-end internship, and that I did! Man, I was an avid advertising maniac back then. Advertising seemed to me like a Rock n’ Roll part of business. And yes, it turned out to be a major turning and learning point of my life— mostly not in a good way. Truth is bitter.

Reality dawned upon me. The sun may rise in the east, but it will always set in the west. (That’s actually inspired from a dialogue in the movie “Shanghai Knights”. Great movie! ) I stuffed my brain with the western advertising philosophies and fancied my success with that knowledge in this oriental terra firma. How naïve was I to dare to take that for granted? But better late than never, I was awakened by someone who would like to stay anonymous (one of a few good outcomes from internship). Philosophy merely gives us hope and creates a 'false reality'; true reality shatters it down and toughens us up. There is a fine line between Philosophy and reality, and Philosophy and fantasy.
 
Advertising as a creative industry and me as a self-declared narcissistic and so-called ‘creative crazy head’ seemed like a “no-confusion; great-combination” at first where I could transform my the-then prospective profession into a workplace passion. Creative pursuit may be my hobby, and transforming the hobby into a ‘workplace passion’ may sound like a cool idea. It isn't. When you do something for money, it comes with cost and misery. There is no such thing as free-lunch, unless you are an American hobo. I'm no pro-psychologist but this much I know that the 21st century stress is caused mainly due to faded line between the work life and the personal life—it’s a no-brainer.

Advertising people are called “Mad Men” or the “Crazy Ones”. That’s exactly the name of a couple of American TV series on advertising business (R.I.P. Robin Williams). I wonder why! Advertising is certainly important, but it may have been overrated today. As I have realized from my ephemeral life-changing advertising internship, only two parties like to see the ad: one, the client who spends the money on the ad, and other, the agency that makes the ad. The rest of us most of the times… we don’t give a damn if you have come up with the Ad of the 21st Century. (At least not here. Not in my country.) It’s damned! Even one of the American advertising proponents, John Wanamaker confessed: Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don’t know which half.

Maybe I have forgotten there was ubiquitous Google. Thanks to Google, it has literally taken the power out of ad agencies’ hands and given it to the small business.

Nevertheless, the morning is when you wake up!


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