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emocracy is overrated! The “Encyclopedia of Humor”
has a dedicated a whole and a half page exemplifying the political systems,
especially the Democracy , in the words as best understood by even the third
grader, and in a way as funny as possible, so long you have some acceptable
threshold of “Sense of Humor”. I presume that you have one!
First things first. (You know that’s just a cliché.)
How much do you think you know about the political systems in the world? Yeah,
anyone can give the bromidic concept of politics that will leave the audience dozing
off to your anesthesia. Without further ado, take a couple of minutes (or more…
it depends on you) to see the world differently, and have some fun. Laughter
never killed anyone.
Political Systems Defined:
Assumption: You have two cows.
♣ Feudalism: You have two cows. Your lord
takes some of the milk.
♣ Pure Democracy: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets
your milk.
♣ Representative Democracy: You have
two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to decide who gets your milk.
♣
Pure Communism: You have two cows.
Your neighbors help take care of them, and you all share the milk.
♣
Pure Socialism: You have two cows.
The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everybody else's cows.You
have to take care of all the cows: The government gives you as much milk as you
need.
♣
Bureaucratic Socialism: You have two
cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everybody else's
cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the
chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you
as much milk as the regulations say you should need.
♣
Fascism: You have two cows. The
government takes both, hires you to care for them, and sells you the milk.
♣ Dictatorship: You have two cows. The government takes both and
drafts you.
♣
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. At
first, the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk
them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks
the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out
forms accounting for the missing cows.
♣
Pure Anarchy: You have two cows.
Either you sell the milk at a fair price, or your neighbors try to take the
cows and kill you.
♣ Anarcho-Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
♣ Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to
take harmonica lesson
▲▲►►Source: Encyclopedia of Humorº
©Linkinmyth 2015: Democracy is overrated.
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